I love sweetcorn, I’m a total addict! I used to buy small tins from supermarkets, news agents and petrol stations. I’ve even bought chicken or tuna and sweetcorn sandwiches just to pick out those heavenly golden kernels to get “that hit”, the feeling of those golden rays of sunlight coursing through my veins like electricity, it makes me feel super human. To find tins over two kilograms in content blew my mind, I couldn’t sleep thinking about saturating my being with so much rich sweet corn! All I can say is now is Wow Wow Wow and wow, I’ve been getting through a Tin a day and I feel incredible, the embodiment of the main man himself, the jolly green giant, my idol, my muse, everything I dream to be! For the first time I feel truly alive!
Wow this is lovely to read! That's fantastic! Thank you!